Sandler Adam

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VERSE 1

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 IM SITTIN IN MY CHAIR WATCHIN THE TV  

 G                                       Em                   
 IT'S NOT EVEN ON BUT THERE'S PLENTY FOR ME TO SEE

C                D                      C                           D      
 I JUST LIT SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT THAT MY FRIEND OVER NIGHT MAILED TO ME


CHORUS
            G       C      D
 IM FUCKING WASTED      

                           G       C    D
 IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED

                     G         C     D
 I THINK THEY FUCKIN LACED IT 

                  G        C    D      
 CAUSE IM SO DAMN LAMBASTED     OH 


VERSE 2
G                              Em
 WELL MY FRIEND CAME OVER SO I PACKED HIM A PIPE

G                                                   Em
 I TOLD HIM HE BETTER GO EASY WITH THIS SHIT BUT HE DIDN'T BELIEVE THE HYPE

C                               D
 HE SPARKED THREE BOWLS JUST TO SHOW HE COULD TAKE IT

C                                 D
 TWO MINUTES LATER HE WAS PLAYING BACK GAMMON NAKED 


CHORUS
           G      C     D
 HE FUCKIN WASTED

                            G       C     D
 IT'S THE BEST SHIT HE EVER TASTED

                      G         C      D
 HE'S LOST AND FUCKIN SPACEDED

                             G       C      D
 CAUSE HE'S SO WICKED WICKED WASTED


BRIDGE

    C                        D  
 OH SPENT THE LAST TWO HOURS HIDIN UNDER MY BED

         C                                              D        
 CAUSE I LOOKED IN THE GARBAGE CAN AND I THINK I SAW MY UNCLE LOUIE'S HEAD

           G        
 IM FUCKIN WASTED


VERSE 3

G                                  Em
 WELL MY FRIEND BLEW A HIT INTO MY PET BIRD'S FACE

G                                       Em 
 HE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND STARTED TO MOONWALK ALL OVER THE PLACE

C                                     D
 HE TRIPPED OVER THE TOASTER WIRE AND FELL ON HIS BEAK

C                                  D 
 HE LOOKED AT THE TWO OF US AND HE STARTED TO SPEAK


CHORUS (YELL THIS CHORUS)

           G       C     D
 IM FUCKIN WASTED

                      G      C    D
 IT'S THE BEST I EVER TASTED

                  G       C     D
 MY BRAIN'S BEEN ERASEDED

               G      C     D
 WOW IM FUCKIN FRIED


VERSE 4

       G                      Em
 NOW IM SITTIN IN THE BATHTUB WANTING SOMETHING TO EAT

G                                   Em          
 "I WANTED A PIZZA" THE BIRD SAID AH PEPPERONI WOULD BE SWEET

C                                       D        
 DELIVERY GUY SHOWED UP FOUR HOURS LATER HANDED ME HIS SHOE

C                                         D
 I SAID "WE ORDERED PIZZA BUDDY, WHAT THE HELLS UP WITH YOU?"


CHORUS

           G      C     D
 IM FUCKIN WASTED

                           G      C    D 
 IT'S THE BEST SHIT I EVER TASTED

           G     C    D
 OH FUCKIN SHIT


OUTRO

            G
 IM WAY TOO BAKED       OH NO

 

    THIS IS A VERY EASY SONG TO LEARN.  YOU MIGHT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE RECORD-"WHAT 
    THE HELL HAPPEND TO ME?" TRACK #18 TO GET IT DOWN REALLY WELL.
                                                                     JOHN