Sandler Adam

From: neptune@netaxs.com (DiE U.S. Coordinator)

Subject: CRD:  Adam Sandler's "Medium Pace"





this is kind of disgusting, but very funny...



			C

Put your arms around me babe,

			 G

Can't you see I need you so?

			   F

Hold me close against your skin,

		       G*

'Cause I'm about to begin

	C   Csus4 C

Lovin' you.





					  C	

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace.

			           G			

Play with my balls and tell me how big they are.

			      F

Honey rub your beaver up and down my face.

     G*					      C          Csus4 C	

Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.





				    C

You see that shampoo bottle?  Now, stick it up my ass.

			G				

Push it in and out at a medium pace.

				F 

Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was.

    G*				 	  C     Am

Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face.





F		  G			C      Em	Am 	

Darling, make me push my dick and balls back between my legs.

G		F	

Call me an ugly woman and take my picture to show all the people

    G

you work with.





						    C

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.

				       G

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.

		    F			

Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.

    G*				     C	

Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.





			    C					

I feel so humiliated.  I'm about to blow my load.

				      G

You tell it's time to make love but I can't 'cuz I spewed all over myself.

			F		G

Then you look into my eyes, then you realize

		 C             G	Am	Em	

How much I enjoy loving you.  oh.

	F

I'm so sorry I spunked all over my stomach.

G				  C		Am	G	C	

Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you.