Rainwater Marvin

I made some changes to the lyrics you've got listed on your site.  I
believe these are more correct.

(Chorus)
SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES,
THE MORE YOU TRY THE WORSE YOU GET
SO YOU THINK THE WORLD DON'T LIKE YOU
WELL, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET

MY CAR SOUNDS LIKE AN OLD TIN CAN
MY WIFE RAN OFF WITH ANOTHER MAN
I SPRAINED A MUSCLE IN MY FISHIN HAND
AND MY INCOME TAX IS DUE

I LOST MY MONEY IN A POKER GAME
I THINK MY LEFT LEG IS GOIN LAME
MY BROTHER ASKED ME TO CHANGE MY NAME
AND I GUESS THATS WHAT I'LL DO

(Chorus)
SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES,
THE MORE YOU TRY THE WORSE YOU GET
SO YOU THINK THE WORLD DON'T LIKE YOU
WELL, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET

MY DOCTOR TOLD ME NOT TO  SMOKE
DRINK NOTHIN STRONGER THAN A COKE
SHOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN TO A DIRTY  JOKE
CAUSE I'LL LAUGH AND STRAIN MY HEART

I'VE HAD EVERY AILMENT KNOWN TO MAN
FROM AFRICAN MUMPS TO DISHPAN HANDS
I LOST EVERY RACE THAT I EVER RAN
I NEVER EVEN GOT TO START

(Chorus)
SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES,
THE MORE YOU TRY THE WORSE YOU GET
SO YOU THINK THE WORLD DON'T LIKE YOU
WELL, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET

NOW SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A PESSIMIST
THEY SAY I OUGHTA MAKE THE BEST OF THIS
WELL MAYBE I AM A PESSIMIST
THATS ONE THING I WOULDN'T KNOW

BUT SOMETHING I DO KNOW, I'LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW
I'M MILKIN THE WRONG END OF THIS OLD COW
THERE'S TOO MANY WRINKLES IN THIS BOY'S BROW
THIS STUFF HAS GOT TO GO.

(Chorus)
SO YOU THINK YOU'VE GOT TROUBLES,
THE MORE YOU TRY THE WORSE YOU GET
SO YOU THINK THE WORLD DON'T LIKE YOU
WELL, BROTHER, YOU AIN'T HEARD NOTHIN YET

GONNA PUT A BAR IN THE BACK OF MY CAR AND  DRIVE MYSELF TO DRINK.


Ron Kocsis