Nerf Herder

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PERVERT - Nerf Herder 
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By: fernando (fernandohb1@uol.com.br) 

Intro 
(E G) 3x C A 

G B 
When you met at the party 
C G 
you thought I was a nice guy 
C G C D 
but you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside 

I ordered you a drink 
and asked you for a dance 
but all I really wanted was to smell your underpants 

E G E G 
I'm a pervert a pervert can't change the way I am 
E G C A 
I'm a pervert a pervert don't want to shake my hand 

That night you asked me over 
to watch the hollywood squares 
you left me in your room I left a stain on your teddy bear 

Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile 
can you see they way I imagine you doing doggystyle 

E G E G 
I'm a pervert a pervert I've got sweaty palms 
E G C A 
I'm a pervert a pervert it just goes on and on, 
(G E C A ) 2x 
on and on, on and on on and on, on and on 

(E G) 3x C A 

**(igual verso, sem distorção)** 
You called me on the phone 
said you wanted to talk 
but how could you have know what I was doing with my sock 

say you wanted to be my girlfriend 
but will you love me anymore 
C (distortion) 
when you catch me with my polaroid 
outside the bathroom door 

E G E G 
I'm a pervert a pervert can't change the way I am 
E G C A 
a pervert a pervert don't want to shake my hand 
E G E G 
I'm a pervert a pervert I've got sweaty palms 
E G C A 
I'm a pervert a pervert it just goes on and on, 
(G E C A ) 4x 
on and on, on and on on and on, on and on 

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