Nerf Herder

Don't mind when it happens

no problem when I am saying it

but when I lose my mind, kick my behind

because I hate when my mind keeps replaying it

I'm not bragging and I'm not proud

I hang around with a drunken crowd

we are happy, that I can say

and until we're not I kid you not, we're gonna stay that way

my life would start to settle down... Johnny!

then you came along and you turned it upside down... Vegas!

drunks and children they always tell the truth... Johnny!

but I'm sober and older and could've held on to... My Youth!

drinkin' the other day

I said I loved you, you turned away

maybe the drinking, made me cry

but I'm a happy, very happy, very happy guy

drunks and children they tell the truth

and that's what I am a drunken youth

and when I'm drinking I don't know why

but I'm a happy, very happy, very happy guy

sometimes when I am playing

I never watch what I am saying

sometimes I lose my head

I lose my head and things get said I never should have said

sometimes I get housed

housed soused and shoot off my mouth

and sometimes I kick it out, and I don't know what I'm talkin' about

I don't know what I'm talking about

you know, I've made mistakes, I've had my ups and downs

my ins and outs, my share of bad breaks

but when it's all been said and done

I raise my beer and I swear God it's been fun... 

good God oh my God good God good God good God good God God its been fun!