Natalie Cole

 





I want a girl with real big tits

She's got no mind, she's got no brain, she's straight out of a magazine

I want a girl with real small hips

Got an I.Q. level of 53, so she can't even talk to me

She's a mindless chimp



I want a girl that won't talk back

Waits by the phone for me to call 

while i'm out throwing the football

I want a bitch that i can slap

Have sex with her at least once a day 

so all my friends won't know i'm gay

I'm a mindless chimp