Madonna

Madonna – The Funny Song (From Drowned World Tour 2001)
Tabbed by Linda P. (kittiepixie2001@yahoo.no)

Intro:

(I’m not sure that the guy that plays guitar is holding his finger on the third
fret (on the E) but it sounds like it)

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|-------|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|
|-------|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)|
|---0-2-|-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------|
|-3-----|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---|
          (This is played over and over when Madonna is talking)

Verse 1:

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|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
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 Went down to the local bar

  C
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|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 To buy my daddy a big cigar

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|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-|
|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
|------------------------------------------------|
 When I got home he was dead

  C
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|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
Somebody shot him in the head

Chorus 1:

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|----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------|
|-------------------------------3-----------3----|
 Oh dear daddy         you’re not gonna see me grieve 


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|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------------------3-----------3-----------3----|
 ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me

This is the part where they talk a little bit more from the stage, and the rest
of the instruments come in. I don’t know for how long this is played.

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|---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0-|
|--(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)-(2)|
|-3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------|
|-----3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3-------3---|


Verse 2:

  C
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|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 When the funeral, it was through

  C
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|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 I had myself a barbecue

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|----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-----2-|
|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
|------------------------------------------------|
 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good

  C
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|----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-3-----------3-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------3-----------3-----------3-----------3----|
 I’d kill him myself if only I could

Chorus 2:

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|----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-----1-|
|----2-----2-----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|-3-(3)---(3)-3-(3)---(3)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----------3-----3-----------3----------|
|-------------------------------3-----------3----|
 Oh dear daddy         you’re not gonna see me sad 


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|----2-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
|-3-(3)---(3)---(0)---(0)---(2)---(2)---(2)---(2)|
|-------3-----2-----------3-----------3----------|
|-------------------3-----------3-----------3----|
 ‘Cause everything you did was bad           Iiiihaaawwwww

Lyrics:

Verse 1:

 Went down to the local bar
 To buy my daddy a big cigar
 When I got home he was dead
 Somebody shot him in the head

 Chorus 1:

       Oh dear daddy
       You’re not gonna see me grieve
       ‘Cause you brought out the worst in me

Verse 2:

 When the funeral, it was through
 I had myself a barbecue
 Daddy’s bones they sure taste good
 I’d kill him myself if only I could

 Chorus 2:
     
       Oh dear daddy
       You’re not gonna see me sad
       ‘Cause everything you did was bad

       Iiiihaaawwwww