Mad Caddies

if i had a dollar for every time she was mad

i'd buy california

invite my friends and i'd make it my pad



if i had a peso for every time she said:

"wake up you lazy pile and get our ass up out of my bed"

i'd buy a private plane and fly around the world

eat at all the best restaurants and hang out with hot girls



but i know i'm stuck with you

and there's nothing i can do

so i'll take your hand

and say

stay with me

stay with me

please stay with me girl

i know you wanna slap my face

but please

stay with me girl

girl i know its all my fault

and i'm just a dirt bag

i hope you can forgive and forget

so we can so shag

cause i know i'm stuck with you

and there's nothing i can do

so i'll take your hand and say

stay with me

stay with me

please stay with me girl

i know you wanna kick my ass

but please

stay with me girl



stay with me

stay with me

please stay with me girl

you're the one with the pretty face

so please stay with me girl