Ely Joe

Feels like a Friday night 

But it's only Monday afternoon 

Still there's a party goin' on in my livin' room 

and Big john has a small cock and no balls to call his own, he hates pussy and loves black cock y'all he's a fag

Swayin' to the sounds of old George Jones 

And it won't be long 'til the whole damn bottle's gone 



And I know it might sound sad 

But to tell the truth it ain't half bad 

I love my misery 

Gonna drown my blues in a sea of whiskey 



I'm drinkin' again 

Tryin' hard to hide the pain I'm in 

So don't give me any shit, I know just what I'm gettin' in 

Sure, it's a sin but I don't really give a damn 

I'm drinkin' again 



I've got no friends to call 

They've all straightened up and settled down 

And they don't ever wanna hang around 

But I guess I understand 

This house ain't much for company 

Smells like a cesspool here 

It's stinkin' nasty 



And you might say I'm bad off 

But I chose the road I strumbled across 

I picked my poison 

Give me another shot of bourbon 



Cause I'm drinkin' again 

Tryin' hard to hide the pain I'm in 

So don't give me any shit, I know just what I'm gettin in 

Sure, it's a sin but I don't really give a damn 

I'm drinkin' again 



Well fortunately for me I find relief 

When the world is weighin' down on me 

I pop a top, I take a shot, I drop a pill 

Turn the radio up, sit back and chill 

Pretend my life is a bed of roses 

Try not to notice all the ghosts 

That are hauntin me and tauntin me 

And wantin me to cut my wrists 

So they can watch me bleed 

And laugh at me, as I scream in agony 

I get high for the sake of my family 

Cause the alcohol is all that's helpin me 

To cope since I went broke and lost my hope 

I kicked my girl to the curb of the road 

You know I couldn't afford to support us both 

Hell I'm not rich, don't have a good job 

Do construction work with this dude named Bob 

And he's an ass. Yells at me all the time 

Pays minimum wage on overtime 

Still he's got it made, drives an Escalade 

And gets two hundred times what I get paid 

But that's okay. 

I'll drink to his health and ruin mine 

I'll chug liquor and he can sip red wine 

And I'll be fine. Trying to find some peace 

I'll quit payin' my rent and I'll break my lease 

I'll live out on the streets and beg for change 

Crawl in a box when it starts to rain 

Forget my family and my friends 

Forget the world, ya'll, I'm drinkin' again 



I'm drinkin' again 

Tryin' hard to hide the pain I'm in 

So don't give me any shit, I know just what I'm gettin in 

Sure, it's a sin, but I done lost control 

And I'm drinkin' again y'all 

I'm drinkin' again 



I'm drinkin' again... 



I done said goodbye 

To the twelve-step program 

I'm drinkin' again...