Eddie Vedder

I'll come to town for you 

Dress up like a clown for you 

Pull my pants on down for you 

Then I'll crawl away 

I will blow hot fart on you 

I will build an R-2 D-2 

I won't even start for you 

Unless you fucking pay

Because I am the performer [X3]

I will come to town for you 

Dress up like a clown for you 

Try not to fuck around on you 

Do so anyway I will find the ark for you 

Go sleep in the park with you I'll even suck a cock or two 

But no sir, I'm not gay 

[Chorus]

Before I was a whore, on tour I was the child always running around 

With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down 

Show biz was calling so I hit the stage 

Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage 

My life was bullshit and I didn't care 

Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare 

But what else could I fucking do 

But play another song for you... 

Thinking about a nose job, too... 

cause I am the Performer...