Ebeneezer Splooge

Verse:

e|-------|-------|-------|-------|
B|-------|-------|-------|-------|
G|-------|-------|-------|-------|
D|-3~~~~~|-3~~~~~|-3~~~~~|-3-----|
A|-0~~~~~|-0~~~~~|-0~~~~~|-0-----|
E|-2~~~~~|-1~~~~~|-2~~~~~|-1-----|
                           p.m.
  "LAMP... DOOR... MUFFIN. fart"


Interlude:

e|---------|---------|---------|---------|
B|---------|---------|---------|---------|
G|---------|---------|---------|---------|
D|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|
A|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|
E|-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-|-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-|

e|---------|---------|---------|---------|
B|---------|---------|---------|---------|
G|---------|---------|---------|---------|
D|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|-3-3-3-3-|
A|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|-0-0-0-0-|
E|-2-2-2-2-|-1-1-1-1-|-2-1-2-1-|-2-1-2-1-|

Go straight from the intrlude, back into the verse. Repeat until the 
guitarist drops his pick. Everyone in the band must sing for the full
effect. You can pretty much make up the lyrics as you go along (the
'fart' after the fourth power chord, however, always remains. it is
an indicator to the guitarist when to start the interlude.)