Christmas Songs - The Hanukkah Song guitar chord
The Hanukkah Song
Adam Sandler (of Saturday Night Live)
Intro: This is a song, that uh, there's a lot of Xmas songs out there,
but not too many about Hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice
little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hanukkah songs--here we
go...
A E D E
Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah
A E D E
It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,
A E D E
Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
A E Bm D E
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
A E D E
When you feel like the only kid in town with out a Christmas tree,
A E D E
Here's a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me:
A E D E
David Lee Roth lights the menorah,
A E D E
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
A E D E
Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli,
A E D E
Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.
pause for giggle
A E D E
Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,
A E D E Esus E
Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew!
D
You don't need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock
E
'Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock
Esus
--both Jewish!
A E D E
Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Hanukkah,
A E D E
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah.
A E D E
O.J. Simpson--not a Jew!
A E D E Bm
But guess who is...Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--(he converted!)
A E D E
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
A E D E
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
A E D E
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is,
A E D E Esus E
Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges.
D
So many Jews are in show biz--
E Esus
Tom Cruise isn't, (tacit) but I heard his agent is.
A E D E
Tell your friend Veronica, it's time you celebrate Hanukkah
A E D E
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah.
A E D E
So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuanic-ah,
A E D E
If you really, really wanna-kah, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy
A
Hanukkah.
