Bilge Pumps - The Farmer guitar chord

The Bilge Pumps - The Farmer

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There was an old farmer who lived by a rock

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He sat in the meadow a shaking is fist

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At some boys who were down by the crick

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Their feet in the water their hands on their marbles

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And play things and in days of yore

There came a young lady she looked like a

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Pretty young creature she sat on the grass

She pulled up her dresses and showed us her

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Ruffles and laces laughed like a duck

She said she was learning a new way to

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Bring up her children and learn them to knit

While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling

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Refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

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Eyes at the fellas like girls sometimes do

To make it clear that she wanted to

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Go for a nice pleasant stroll on the grass

Then hurry back home for a nice piece of

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Ice cream and cake that was three layers tall

And after desert she was ready to

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Go for another walk down by the dock

With any young man with the sizable

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Roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front

If he’d asked politely she’d show him her

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Little pet dog who was subject to fits

And maybe she’d let him grab hold of her

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Small tender hands with a movement so quick

Then she’d bend on over and suck on his

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Soda so sweetly till she finished it

Then pulled down her panties to rub on her

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Hip that she bruised when she ran down the hall

Cause he tried to force her to lick on his

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Candy so tasty made of butter scotch

And then he spread whip cream all over her

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Cookies that she had been baking all night

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If you think this is dirty you’re fucking damn right.

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