Badlees

If a custom tailored vet

Asks me out for something wet

When the vet begins to pet--I cry Hooray.



But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.



I've been asked to have a meal

By a big tycoon in steel,

If the meal includes a deal, accept I may.



But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.



There's an oil man known as Tex

Who is keen to give me checks.

And his checks, I fear, means that Tex is here to stay.



But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.



From Ohio Mister Thorn

Calls me up from night till morn

Mister Thorn once cornered corn and that ain't hay



But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.



From Milwaukee Mister Fritz

Often dines me at the Ritz

Mister Fritz invented schlitz and schlitz must pay



But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.



Mister Harris, plutocrat, wants to give my cheek a pat

If the Harris pat means a Paris hat, pay, pay!



But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion

Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way.